tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post1774870472117494143..comments2023-10-09T05:40:22.424-04:00Comments on Shpitzle Shtrimpkind: Yom HakiPurimshimon9testhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00968568074747616468noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-24575959685933319122007-03-01T01:14:00.000-05:002007-03-01T01:14:00.000-05:00Chitz fin alles, Yom Kipper is in Tishrei, not Ell...Chitz fin alles, Yom Kipper is in Tishrei, not Ellul.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-25221726612529534602007-02-28T23:11:00.000-05:002007-02-28T23:11:00.000-05:00speeking about megiles estehr mit gezangMy favorit...speeking about megiles estehr mit gezang<BR/><BR/>My favorite song on there is<BR/><BR/>כבוד, כבוד, איבערן קאפ.......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-52344148783464500342007-02-28T22:44:00.000-05:002007-02-28T22:44:00.000-05:00Nuch Chapter Two, hu? Like, shishon purim when we...<B>Nuch</B> Chapter Two, hu? Like, shishon purim when we saddle onto the goytah and ride her for the next four weeks?<BR/><BR/><B>CYL</B> Lol!! Actually, we've been enjoying the very humorous and historically accurate performances for a month now. See "Megilas Esther Mit Gezang" and you'll mammish hold your sides. The sad thing is that after so many times hearing it, I'm starting to laugh too.<BR/><BR/>As for the accuracy of the information, I was wondering about that. A movie based on the megillah, released in 2006, seems to tell a completely different story. Anyone know what they based that on?<BR/><BR/><B>Marallyn</B> Freilicha Purim to you too!Shpitzle Shtrimpkindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13638159846862618503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-41639681559675597602007-02-28T22:43:00.000-05:002007-02-28T22:43:00.000-05:00Glad you are posting again! btw little rebbetzin w...Glad you are posting again! btw little rebbetzin was thrilled that people keep leaving her comments. We are going to have another chussidic blogger on our hands soon... lolחנה מיכאלhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01762051022677840307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-39036015126063548242007-02-28T10:24:00.000-05:002007-02-28T10:24:00.000-05:00shalom shpitzle...loved your post...good to be a j...shalom shpitzle...loved your post...good to be a jew...and anonymous ich hom gut gelacht fun dyaneh mamehloshen...very good...a zeiss yontiffmarallyn ben moshehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04687599765928616825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-32749027387816739532007-02-28T10:02:00.000-05:002007-02-28T10:02:00.000-05:00I love to see the look on goyim's faces when they ...I love to see the look on goyim's faces when they see full US Army regiments with payes roaming around Brooklyn in deafening trucks.<BR/><BR/>But why do Hassidic men think that it is just très kewl to wear the full levish plus cowboy hat? I'd rather see more zeesa carrots out there.<BR/><BR/>I hope Yoeilish sobers up in time for the riveting, hilarious, and historically accurate Shpiel at the Bes Medrish, about Yosef Hatzaddik and his amazing technicolor dreamcoat and how the Baal Shem Tov rescued Napoleon's kid from a deserted island.<BR/><BR/>א כשר׳ן פורים<BR/>(Because you had better be done with Pesach cleaning by now)<BR/>and גמר חתימה טובה to you.Chananiah Yom Tov Lipahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14177717041708424019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-63324026105922957332007-02-28T02:18:00.000-05:002007-02-28T02:18:00.000-05:00we are waiting for chapter 2. what happened after ...we are waiting for chapter 2. what happened after that<BR/><BR/>u say that things can slip. uh oh,<BR/>then no drinking for me this year....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-63266534234951402002007-02-27T22:13:00.000-05:002007-02-27T22:13:00.000-05:00IFT They say Venahapuchee. So, Mishinechnes Nisse...<B>IFT</B> They say Venahapuchee. So, Mishinechnes Nissen Marbim Besimcha … Oh, what missing seminary has done to me. Vey.<BR/><BR/><B>Nuch, Nuch!</B> You are fun when you're drunk! Drink on!<BR/><BR/>We'll show you the door when you get out of hand ;)<BR/><BR/>What's wrong with telling your wife you love her? What's wrong?? What's wrong? What do you mean what's wrong? Um, um, like, teenage pregnancies can happen!<BR/>Really now, are you going to expose your children to such fragile information after spending your entire year sheltering them from it? Kids can hear, others can hear. It's nivel peh.<BR/><BR/>Actually, about saying things you don't want to say… I've heard of people that slipped. If a person gets lost enough, they can talk. And you know today's world... Too many men have secrets.<BR/><BR/><B>Jacob Da Jew</B> OMG! I would be mortified just the same. If only women could at least help out with the physical responsibility of carrying the men. Ugh.<BR/><BR/>What about DH, is he drinking?Shpitzle Shtrimpkindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13638159846862618503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-26448876611699426692007-02-27T21:46:00.000-05:002007-02-27T21:46:00.000-05:00"Go fetch. How in the world do I get him back in a..."Go fetch. How in the world do I get him back in as he waves my grip away and runs? Hands wide open he swallows fresh outdoor air. He zigzags on the road even though I am yelling, stomping, and going positively off my mind."<BR/><BR/>This post is so hilarious!!!!<BR/><BR/>DW was walking on 13th ave on Purima and sees this weirdo dancing in the street.<BR/><BR/>As she passes by, she realizes that it is in fact her brother!!<BR/><BR/>She was mortified! <BR/><BR/>Of course, she acted as if she did not know him.Jacob Da Jewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03271564852032891769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-33667755694698909502007-02-27T18:08:00.000-05:002007-02-27T18:08:00.000-05:00where's that blog, it was just here, oysh why is t...where's that blog, it was just here, oysh why is the ceiling turning.<BR/>hey shpitzle, where are you, uh oh oh ok here it is.<BR/>don't run, i do not puke, actually i could puke occasionally but hey i am decent enough to run to the sink first<BR/><BR/>aahhhh<BR/><BR/>you have done it again, hilarious post, describing the purim scene with your talented pen-keyboard<BR/><BR/>we put away anything that can get broken, like fragile stuff etc, and we try to control the guys, if some one gets out of hand we show him out.<BR/><BR/>but what's wrong with those who do teshuva ... or start telling heir wife how they love them, its better then the other guy who all of a sudden starting mentioning a strange female name...<BR/><BR/>honestly, nobody does or says anything what he really doesn't want to do or say, its just things that he wants to say but is ashamed to, that come out oifen shikuren tzing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-65452329590338280662007-02-26T23:48:00.000-05:002007-02-26T23:48:00.000-05:00Great to see you back!Some pre-Purim entertainment...Great to see you back!<BR/>Some pre-Purim entertainment. :)<BR/><BR/>By the way, Yom Kippur is in Tishrei, not Ellul.<BR/><BR/>Also, in refernce to IA GN's comment; I think it would have been more appropriate to recite Hineni He'Ani Mima'as....in solemn Yom Kippur tones before writing this post.<BR/>Anyway, a Freilichen Purim!Independent Frum Thinkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01628105897174690793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-71876965766328995052007-02-26T21:25:00.000-05:002007-02-26T21:25:00.000-05:00Yingerman- I do it, because I like it. I enjoy to ...<B>Yingerman</B>- I do it, because <B>I</B> like it. I enjoy to experiment with creativity. But then others do it because <B>I</B> like it. Ahhh, the world is my palace!<BR/><BR/>I know the 'overdoing it' topic is a popular subject of debate, where many complain about the legnth we go for things we have nothing out of. Actually, people wouldn't go through such legnths if it weren't for the satisfaction they derive. Is it really a sin to experiment? I know men want it convenient. "Varf arayn a orange and a grape juice - in shoyn". Frankly, women live off these duties, and it is only natural that they should make it colorful and use their minds in the process. It's healthy.<BR/><BR/>Those women that complain that the standards are high, should be so kind, and realize that everyone has a right to set their own standards.<BR/><BR/><B>SW FM </B>- Happy Purim to you too! Here's a typographical shaloch manos fruit basket: 0O0<BR/><BR/><B>Ex </B>- Actually, I've secretly been lurking all along. <BR/>You thought I would go have my Purim without celebrating with you guys first?<BR/><BR/><B>Chaya</B> - You betcha! Although, I didn't say I won't be around at all. I just had to realign my priorities.Shpitzle Shtrimpkindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13638159846862618503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-14373528089819548042007-02-26T20:45:00.000-05:002007-02-26T20:45:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Shpitzle Shtrimpkindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13638159846862618503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-39785974105284260202007-02-26T15:52:00.000-05:002007-02-26T15:52:00.000-05:00I believed you when you said you won't be back til...I believed you when you said you won't be back till after Pesach...and I stayed away....until today.<BR/>I knew you'd be back!!!Chayahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09256079370689354892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-49689027943430549352007-02-26T15:02:00.000-05:002007-02-26T15:02:00.000-05:00Your back???Cant live with them.Cant live without ...Your back???<BR/><BR/>Cant live with them.<BR/><BR/>Cant live without them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-72982470314914664982007-02-26T13:38:00.000-05:002007-02-26T13:38:00.000-05:00Good to see ya back, happy purim:)Good to see ya back, happy purim:)socialworker/frustrated momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10352262399235382201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-686649682716273502007-02-26T13:25:00.000-05:002007-02-26T13:25:00.000-05:00You gotta limit these thing before they overtake y...You gotta limit these thing before they overtake your life, <BR/>blogging?<BR/>NO<BR/>I mean the hachnos and the food!yingermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16787924550392617269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-66672855565217705772007-02-26T12:56:00.000-05:002007-02-26T12:56:00.000-05:00IA GN LOL! You know me too-too well. Sem Girl Y...<B> IA GN </B> LOL! You know me too-too well.<BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/><B>Sem Girl </B> You bet. You gotta see these men feel endlessly sorry for themselves for the pain of vomiting. What do they know about standing over the toilet bowl every morning for three months straight?<BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/><B>CYL </B> Hey, you know ‘back’ is not shayech. I never really left. But well, you’re welcome (too)…<BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/><B>JBF</B> Thanks, girl!Shpitzle Shtrimpkindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13638159846862618503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-21475562022324563472007-02-26T12:12:00.000-05:002007-02-26T12:12:00.000-05:00Welcome Back!Your post was a breath of fresh air.....Welcome Back!<BR/><BR/>Your post was a breath of fresh air..Funny as always...<BR/><BR/>Happy PurimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-86851495469968984412007-02-26T11:04:00.000-05:002007-02-26T11:04:00.000-05:00Welcome back!I need to calm my kishkes and read th...Welcome back!<BR/><BR/>I need to calm my kishkes and read that one again!<BR/>I'm dying here.Chananiah Yom Tov Lipahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14177717041708424019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-9884409029725471182007-02-26T00:57:00.000-05:002007-02-26T00:57:00.000-05:00Shpitz...Its no fun until a group of bochurim come...Shpitz...Its no fun until a group of bochurim come over and puke on your carpet..SemGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05802459454226915856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-55046634458163788982007-02-25T22:08:00.000-05:002007-02-25T22:08:00.000-05:00No, Shpitzle. It's too late for that. Now you have...No, Shpitzle. It's too late for that. Now you haveto say 3 Hail Marys, and 2 Forgive Me Fathers. But you can say them while you're busy filling the kraut and curling the ribbons. Actually, you're so geshikt, they're probably all done. So all that's left is a good long soak in the tub and some therapy for your fingers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-43804017608302971472007-02-25T17:47:00.000-05:002007-02-25T17:47:00.000-05:00It's All Good What if I didn't? Do I have to wri...<B> It's All Good </B> What if I didn't? Do I have to write it all over again?<BR/><BR/><B> Anon </B> גיט געזאגט!<BR/><BR/><B> SemGirl </B> Ey, you feel right. What did you think, I could resist? How've you been?<BR/><BR/><B> U Know Whose Eyes Rolling... </B> I don't. But not to shtech you in the rolling eyes, I do have a head start on pesach cleaning.Shpitzle Shtrimpkindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13638159846862618503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-15772134778581092302007-02-25T16:57:00.000-05:002007-02-25T16:57:00.000-05:00(eyes rolling)what happened u all ready for purim ...(eyes rolling)<BR/><BR/>what happened u all ready for purim and pesachAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36422417.post-58122499060880289952007-02-25T16:41:00.000-05:002007-02-25T16:41:00.000-05:00Yeah!!!!!I was checking your blog several times a ...Yeah!!!!!<BR/><BR/>I was checking your blog several times a day, and had a strong feeling you'd be back before Pesach. <BR/><BR/>Very happy to see you, now let me read it..SemGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05802459454226915856noreply@blogger.com