Brooklyn, New York (AP) -- The anonymous blogger known as Shpitzle Shtrimpkind has been exposed. After an extensive investigations, involving cooperation amongst agencies across the country, security officials at Shomrim and the FBI announced that Shprintza Teichman has been taken into custody.
Pending charges at a military tribunal she is currently being held in solitary confinement at the maximum security prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Officials expect to hand down an indictment on capitol treason charges shortly. Considering the extensive evidence amassed against the defendant, judicial officials expect a swift trial and conviction.
It is expected she will face the a specially built gallows being quickly erected at the facilities in Guantanmo Bay. Media and other VIP witnesses are expected to be invited for the exciting event.
"Chaim, in what way is this picture mockery of yiddishkeit?"
Oy, what do you mean??? Can't you see the tights they are wearing doesn't have seams? Who knows how many הרהורים this single picture of supposedly פרומע באבעס has already caused?
Babbe Tzirel is alive and well! she was sighted last on Shpitzels blog. She's the one on the far right. Although someone should tell her to button up, nu!!!
Today we mourn the passing of our dearly departed friend Shpitle Shtimpkind. The kind-hearted soul returned to its creator this morning after her spouse busted her with the wrong company.
Funeral services will take place at Temple Emun-Al, the only synagogue capable of handling her case.
We should all TZIND a LECHT for her fardurbana NESHOMA. I did hear that her husband is overjoyed! He couldn't conceal his excitement by the LAVAIYA....He was crying with joy to finally rid himself of the MACHSHIFA....He had a doomed marriage with this double crosser prosti....GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!!
That is horrible anonymous. Pure evil. Motzi Shem Ra. Onas devarim. You know you get huge averios even if you're anonymous right? God knows how you are. You sound bitter, angry, jealous and depressed and spewing hatred isn't going to help you.
Is there anyway that Shpitzle can figure out who posted that via IP address? Such a comment deserves some sort of blocking and warnning to other bloggers.
It has come to my attention that there is an individual out there - or maybe a few - who seriously think that I, Mindy, am Madame Shpitzle.
The accusation couldnt be more than ludicrous - if you check Shpitzles entries, she talks about having several kids, being on birth control, etc etc. How on earth could I be writing things like that? Didn't you see me ARGUING with shpitzle about birth control on that thread?
In addition, how could you accuse me of living a 'double crossing life'? I don't do any of the things shpitzle insinuates in her blogs. That's not me. I'm not a rebel, I dont lead a double life. I have cut out virtually all of my internet activites except for email, ebay, etc. YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON. I AM NOT, HAVE NEVER BEEN, AND WILL NEVE BE, SHPITZLE. I ask you kindly to stop spreading around such rumors and dirtying my reputation.
If you have anything to say to me, by all means PLEASE PLEASE email me. Mindycl@gmail.com. You can be anonymous and you dont have to tell me where you know all that juicy personal information about me that you keep posting here, which Shpitzle thankfully never put through (except the one time it slipped through, which tipped me off to waht's going on.) If you have a beef with me, please email me and we can straightn this out! But stop, for the sake of all that's good, STOP peddling around the falsehood that Mindy = Shpitzle. It couldnt be farther from the truth!!!!
I am posting this loud and clear so that everyone will know, forever and ever, that Mindy and Shpitzle don't even know each other.
Mindy, Why do you think anyone suspects you of being the elusive Shpitzle? The rumor in the blogsphere is that Shpitzle is a wolf in sheeps clothes. Or in ''her'' case, a man wearing a skirt.
BTW Mr. Shpitzle, do you publish an e-mail address?
Dear CL, I really apologize for causing you shame in public!!!This was not my intention...My dear friend, yes, I still am one million percent sure that you are Shpitzle! But I can tell you this much...YOU HANDLED IT TO PERFECTION.......Listen...I never would undress you naked in public. But as a Satmer Talmida myself and a Willier, I feel that you are doing a terrrible injustice to all of us. Believe me, I never went farther then just writing to you... Please I beg you again and again stop all the ridicule against us, and YOURSELF..even if it is just to poke some fun...Yesterday you saw how this hurts....Bli Neder I will leave you alone..
Shpitzle was amazingly kind enough to begin filtering comments again, so that the anonymous commentor wouldnt reveal all my personal info in public again... however, I asked her to forward to me any additional attempts by the commenter to post here again. The commenter has just written:
I really apologize for causing you shame in public!!!This was not my intention...My dear friend, yes, I still am one million percent sure that you are Shpitzle!
Are you insane??? How can you still be convinced that I am Shpitzle when I unequivocally and emphatically state that you are off your mind? Do you even READ this blog???
after this, do you even think for ONE second that I would be capable of writing something that is 100% the antithesis of everything I stand for??? Birth control? I go to bonei olam dinners so that I can go home and appreciate my three kids? um - what? and dont you see how vigorously I argued with shpitzle and how disgusted I was with this entry? As a matter of fact I devoted an entire entry in my private, passworded blog at how appalled I was at this entry. I am just startled how dumb you can be to even begin to dream that I, a woman who went through HELL to have a child after 10 years, would write such an entry????
If this isnt enough to convince you that it's not me, I don't know what is.
now, to continue on to the rest of your post: But as a Satmer Talmida myself and a Willier, I feel that you are doing a terrrible injustice to all of us. Believe me, I never went farther then just writing to you... Please I beg you again and again stop all the ridicule against us, and YOURSELF..even if it is just to poke some fun...
WHAT ON EARTH??? How can i stop something that has nothing whatsoever to do with me??? I have no shaychus to this blog, i have no clue who Shpitzle is, I read these entries and comment on them when I feel I have to. That's it! How can you ask ME to stop writing a blog that ISN'T MINE???
In closing, stop being such a coward and EMAIL ME. I want to straighten this out with you! I won't be angry at you, you dont have to reveal your identity to me, but i cannot continue communicating with you via this blog. this is stupid. get yourself a generic gmail or yahoo address and write to me. I want to know why you think this is me, and I want to convince you that I'm not!
this is all i'll say on this topic - I won't sit here and defend myself against baseless, ludicrous accusations! Wake up and smell the coffee - I AM NOT SHPITZLE!!!
it has come to my attention that the commentor still refuses to believe what i'm saying. It is pointless to continue debating this on shpitzle's blog, so I'm once again asking that commenter to PLEASE EMAIL me so we can discuss this like normal people. You dont have to identify yourself - just make any generic gmail or yahoo address. I'm looking forward to hearing from you - shpitzle's blog is not the right platform for this debate. Thank you!
semgirl I geuss u didnt c the vile post that was posted here with Mindy real name and some bad bad words that a normal person cant even type to another human being let alone repeat it... wtvr!!
Im a very polite and humble way I'm asking you as to why did you stop writing?
Your stuff was always inteligent, humorous, to the piont and very well written. Please if you dont mind to email me and explain, the desicion not to continue on. Thank you. If you don't want to publish it online, please email me at frumcouple@yahoo.com Thank you
Making a mockery of Yiddishkeit again?
ReplyDeleteThey are working on a frum Sears flyer.
ReplyDeleteBreaking News
ReplyDeleteBrooklyn, New York (AP) -- The anonymous blogger known as Shpitzle Shtrimpkind has been exposed. After an extensive investigations, involving cooperation amongst agencies across the country, security officials at Shomrim and the FBI announced that Shprintza Teichman has been taken into custody.
Pending charges at a military tribunal she is currently being held in solitary confinement at the maximum security prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Officials expect to hand down an indictment on capitol treason charges shortly. Considering the extensive evidence amassed against the defendant, judicial officials expect a swift trial and conviction.
It is expected she will face the a specially built gallows being quickly erected at the facilities in Guantanmo Bay. Media and other VIP witnesses are expected to be invited for the exciting event.
Chaim, if this is a mockery of Yiddishkeit, you obviously have to get out more.
ReplyDeleteSpitz, this photo is cute!
This card is so cute,Just Love it!
ReplyDeleteits probably the maalos redaktzia...
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm gonna look like in 100 years...
They probably didn't attend the 'internet asifa' :o)
ReplyDeleteIts not just the photo, but the caption along with it.
ReplyDeleteAt least you could have asked me before putting a picture of my Babbe on here.
ReplyDeleteChaim, in what way is this picture mockery of yiddishkeit? Is it the tichels, or the computer? I don't get it.
ReplyDeletethey're not babbes.
ReplyDeleteclearly, they are the kazakhstani townspeople who didn't make the cut for Borat, and they're emailing an angry letter to the director.
Sexy mama's!
ReplyDeleteFardarbenah froien kiken oif lesbian blogs...aza charbin! OY!
What a great pic! Hee hee..
ReplyDeleteYingerman, they did! Online!
ReplyDeletethey are doing a book review for the shpitzel shtiebel, on the tzennah urennah...
ReplyDeleteour holy rebetzin shpitzele will post it soon.
thanks for the link.
"Chaim, in what way is this picture mockery of yiddishkeit?"
ReplyDeleteOy, what do you mean??? Can't you see the tights they are wearing doesn't have seams? Who knows how many הרהורים this single picture of supposedly פרומע באבעס has already caused?
Babbe Tzirel is alive and well! she was sighted last on Shpitzels blog. She's the one on the far right. Although someone should tell her to button up, nu!!!
ReplyDeleteShpitzele, why aren't you in one of the pictures?
ReplyDeleteAre they surfing Chasidishe Porn?
ReplyDeleteOk...lets be dan l'kaf zechus here..
ReplyDeleteTheyre looking at pictures of the einiklech...
I do detect some blushing there though hmm
Ventor,
ReplyDeleteYou mamzer.
Lakewood Ventor, It takes one to know one. One sees others in himself.
ReplyDeleteShpitz, Whats that deleted comment above all about?
Lakewood Ventor - I did not even now such stuff existed! (Apparently you have such knowledge though.)
ReplyDeleteThese are Ukrainian woman in a photo taken by Ukrainian photographer Edward Galagan.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.galagan.info/view_photo.php?set_albumName=album01e&id=DSCN8640_sw01
Why are you censoring comments regarding Lakewood Ventors comment?
ReplyDeleteIs L.V. your bf?
ReplyDeleteWhere are you hiding?
ReplyDeleteIn your bf's closet?
I'm undressed and waiting... where are you?
ReplyDeletehi, i linked to you. please reciprocate. thanx
ReplyDeleteShpitz baby, where r u?
ReplyDeleteShpitzle,
ReplyDeleteAre you pulling a Moochy on us?
Please don't, we need the entertainment!
Shpitz! how come you stopped writing, we miss your posts. Keeo 'em comming.
ReplyDeleteToday we mourn the passing of our dearly departed friend Shpitle Shtimpkind. The kind-hearted soul returned to its creator this morning after her spouse busted her with the wrong company.
ReplyDeleteFuneral services will take place at Temple Emun-Al, the only synagogue capable of handling her case.
We should all TZIND a LECHT for her fardurbana NESHOMA. I did hear that her husband is overjoyed! He couldn't conceal his excitement by the LAVAIYA....He was crying with joy to finally rid himself of the MACHSHIFA....He had a doomed marriage with this double crosser prosti....GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAWAITING YOUR RETURN!
ReplyDeleteThat is horrible anonymous. Pure evil. Motzi Shem Ra. Onas devarim. You know you get huge averios even if you're anonymous right? God knows how you are. You sound bitter, angry, jealous and depressed and spewing hatred isn't going to help you.
ReplyDeleteIs there anyway that Shpitzle can figure out who posted that via IP address? Such a comment deserves some sort of blocking and warnning to other bloggers.
It has come to my attention that there is an individual out there - or maybe a few - who seriously think that I, Mindy, am Madame Shpitzle.
ReplyDeleteThe accusation couldnt be more than ludicrous - if you check Shpitzles entries, she talks about having several kids, being on birth control, etc etc. How on earth could I be writing things like that? Didn't you see me ARGUING with shpitzle about birth control on that thread?
In addition, how could you accuse me of living a 'double crossing life'? I don't do any of the things shpitzle insinuates in her blogs. That's not me. I'm not a rebel, I dont lead a double life. I have cut out virtually all of my internet activites except for email, ebay, etc. YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON. I AM NOT, HAVE NEVER BEEN, AND WILL NEVE BE, SHPITZLE. I ask you kindly to stop spreading around such rumors and dirtying my reputation.
If you have anything to say to me, by all means PLEASE PLEASE email me. Mindycl@gmail.com. You can be anonymous and you dont have to tell me where you know all that juicy personal information about me that you keep posting here, which Shpitzle thankfully never put through (except the one time it slipped through, which tipped me off to waht's going on.) If you have a beef with me, please email me and we can straightn this out! But stop, for the sake of all that's good, STOP peddling around the falsehood that Mindy = Shpitzle. It couldnt be farther from the truth!!!!
I am posting this loud and clear so that everyone will know, forever and ever, that Mindy and Shpitzle don't even know each other.
and now back to regularly scheduled programming!
Whats the scoop with comments first appearing here but then disappearing?
ReplyDeleteMindy, Why do you think anyone suspects you of being the elusive Shpitzle? The rumor in the blogsphere is that Shpitzle is a wolf in sheeps clothes. Or in ''her'' case, a man wearing a skirt.
ReplyDeleteBTW Mr. Shpitzle, do you publish an e-mail address?
Mindy...
ReplyDeleteDirtying your reputation?? Being mistaken for Shpitzle is dirtying your reputation? How??
Lol.
ReplyDeleteCute.
Dear CL, I really apologize for causing you shame in public!!!This was not my intention...My dear friend, yes, I still am one million percent sure that you are Shpitzle! But I can tell you this much...YOU HANDLED IT TO PERFECTION.......Listen...I never would undress you naked in public. But as a Satmer Talmida myself and a Willier, I feel that you are doing a terrrible injustice to all of us. Believe me, I never went farther then just writing to you...
ReplyDeletePlease I beg you again and again stop all the ridicule against us, and YOURSELF..even if it is just to poke some fun...Yesterday you saw how this hurts....Bli Neder I will leave you alone..
Hey Shpitzle y dont u just come out of the closet already, unless u r burning in hell already like that deleted post said.
ReplyDeleteShpitzle was amazingly kind enough to begin filtering comments again, so that the anonymous commentor wouldnt reveal all my personal info in public again... however, I asked her to forward to me any additional attempts by the commenter to post here again. The commenter has just written:
ReplyDeleteI really apologize for causing you shame in public!!!This was not my intention...My dear friend, yes, I still am one million percent sure that you are Shpitzle!
Are you insane??? How can you still be convinced that I am Shpitzle when I unequivocally and emphatically state that you are off your mind? Do you even READ this blog???
Do me a favor and read this entry.
after this, do you even think for ONE second that I would be capable of writing something that is 100% the antithesis of everything I stand for??? Birth control? I go to bonei olam dinners so that I can go home and appreciate my three kids? um - what? and dont you see how vigorously I argued with shpitzle and how disgusted I was with this entry? As a matter of fact I devoted an entire entry in my private, passworded blog at how appalled I was at this entry. I am just startled how dumb you can be to even begin to dream that I, a woman who went through HELL to have a child after 10 years, would write such an entry????
If this isnt enough to convince you that it's not me, I don't know what is.
now, to continue on to the rest of your post: But as a Satmer Talmida myself and a Willier, I feel that you are doing a terrrible injustice to all of us. Believe me, I never went farther then just writing to you...
Please I beg you again and again stop all the ridicule against us, and YOURSELF..even if it is just to poke some fun...
WHAT ON EARTH??? How can i stop something that has nothing whatsoever to do with me??? I have no shaychus to this blog, i have no clue who Shpitzle is, I read these entries and comment on them when I feel I have to. That's it! How can you ask ME to stop writing a blog that ISN'T MINE???
In closing, stop being such a coward and EMAIL ME. I want to straighten this out with you! I won't be angry at you, you dont have to reveal your identity to me, but i cannot continue communicating with you via this blog. this is stupid. get yourself a generic gmail or yahoo address and write to me. I want to know why you think this is me, and I want to convince you that I'm not!
this is all i'll say on this topic - I won't sit here and defend myself against baseless, ludicrous accusations! Wake up and smell the coffee - I AM NOT SHPITZLE!!!
it has come to my attention that the commentor still refuses to believe what i'm saying. It is pointless to continue debating this on shpitzle's blog, so I'm once again asking that commenter to PLEASE EMAIL me so we can discuss this like normal people. You dont have to identify yourself - just make any generic gmail or yahoo address. I'm looking forward to hearing from you - shpitzle's blog is not the right platform for this debate. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteLong overdue for a new post. Come oooooon.
ReplyDeleteShpitzle, are rumors of your untimely demise still premature?
ReplyDeleteMindy, is this perceived incinuation from one of the above commentators?
Mindy...chill out.. Its just a blog dont take it so seriously...We all love you whoever you are...
ReplyDeleteDNP
ReplyDeleteI miss hearing from you :( ...
Hope all is well...
semgirl, youdidnt see the personal content and vile attacks that person was writing...
ReplyDeletesemgirl I geuss u didnt c the vile post that was posted here with Mindy real name and some bad bad words that a normal person cant even type to another human being let alone repeat it... wtvr!!
ReplyDeleteIt is confirmed. Shpitzle is dead!
ReplyDeleteLong live Mr. Shtrimpkind.
Shpitz, we really miss you? If you were outed, please guide us to your next blog (you'll never stop)!
ReplyDeleteShpitzle - is es emes az someone 'did you' and you kicked the bucket in mittim der act?
ReplyDeleteoy someone scared mindy out of existence
ReplyDeleteIf its true your in the oilum haemes, at least give a photo of the matzeiva so we can admire, even though we'll all miss your sexual banter.
ReplyDeleteAny status?
ReplyDeleteet tu Shpitzle? The die...
ReplyDeleteShpitzle dear,
ReplyDeleteIs it true that this is what happened to you?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFN4GqVFm7Y
must be a picture of the buba yitel r u familiar with the story of th buba?
ReplyDeleteShpitz,
ReplyDeleteIs this what your husband did to you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRrL1P0s9wQ
what happend to you is evrything ok?
ReplyDeletewe are waiting to hear from you, maybe you are on upstate?
What is your new link?
ReplyDeleteWhere are ya? btw I tagged you on my blog...
ReplyDeletehttp://purposefullygrounded.blogspot.com/2007/07/tag-im-it.html
Mr. Shtrimpking meting out justice for Shpitzle's infidelity:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZwPhuCGkqY
WHERE DID U DISAPPEAR 2?
ReplyDeleteMindy, we all know that it is YOU, plse stop with the bs!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIm a very polite and humble way I'm asking you as to why did you stop writing?
ReplyDeleteYour stuff was always inteligent, humorous, to the piont and very well written. Please if you dont mind to email me and explain, the desicion not to continue on. Thank you. If you don't want to publish it online, please email me at frumcouple@yahoo.com Thank you
http://jacobdajew.blogspot.com/2007/09/bloggers-that-are-mia.html
ReplyDeletea gmar chasima tova shanas geula vyeshua v'hisromos keren yisroel.
ReplyDeleteMindy, Well down, as it now appears obvious that Madam Shpitzle has been put to sleep (like a sick dog.)
ReplyDelete